It's not easy being as good looking as I am. You'd think it'd be the coolest thing ever, but it can be a bit tiresome sometimes. Case in point, I met this Labradoodle named Honey the other day, and within like 2 minutes she's trying to make out with me! Can't say I blame her, but man, that's a little forward even by dog standards, don't you think?
I tried to get away from her, and she just kept running after me. That's one crazy bitch!
In the end I had to howl at her and try to explain that under-age Poodle mixes really aren't my thing and that I just want to be friends. Hopefully that did the trick, otherwise I might need a restraining order for this one.
(photos courtesy of Honey's Dad)
1 comment:
Hey Elston,
Wanna say that crazy bitch comment to my face next time you see me?
Huh? You feelin' me?
Love,
Honey
ps. Typing with paws - now that's a bitch.
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